the-three-ratcheteers:

the-three-ratcheteers:

why is atheism different from all the other religions?

its a non-prophet organization

rainbowwaterfall:

lacigreen:

celadoncity:

karnayyy:

are you made of copper and tellurium? because you are
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Definitely saving this for future reference.

filed under: pickups that might actually work

I used this on my chemistry teacher and got detention.

fuckyeahbandbuffalo: Facebook thought he actually had a baby and wanted me to send him baby presents.

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

Facebook thought he actually had a baby and wanted me to send him baby presents.

purebeachboho: xtooyoungtocare: genies: stfuzac: mylips-missyours: hnnhslvs: Slow Motion: Camera Flash Bulb Shot at 1052 FPS that’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen This is new most favorite gif omg. it looks like a galaxy  whoa OMG omg I thought it was galaxy woah

purebeachboho:

xtooyoungtocare:

genies:

stfuzac:

mylips-missyours:

hnnhslvs:


Slow Motion: Camera Flash Bulb Shot at 1052 FPS

that’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

This is new most favorite gif omg.

it looks like a galaxy 

whoa

OMG

omg I thought it was galaxy woah

stelmarias:

next time your teacher asks if you can go to the bathroom piss yourself in front of them to prove that yes, you can

thefuuuucomics: Best yearbook quote ever

thefuuuucomics:

Best yearbook quote ever

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

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everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

downtown1994: Victory over the pig!

downtown1994:

Victory over the pig!

"There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?"
— Pam Halpert, The Office  (via theofficenbc)

poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face